So anyway doing my normal daily routine today, ie work, irc, BSing, and Derek posts me this lovely blog entry that he made.

First that short haired bastard called my wedding a matinee then he neglects to mention that it wasnt him that realized he had misscheduled somethings but it was his wife that brought it to his attention.

Let me address the first item of me being a tightwad, sorry I dont have the luxory of being as awesome as Derek and being able to have that 14K wedding that we all want. I mean hell why spend 5K on a wedding when you can just triple the amount for same shit, makes sense to me if your a cockmaster like Derek.

Secondly the whole schedule thing, that just rules you make plans to go somewhere and then your wife has to remind you a month before the event that you had other plans. How the hell do you not know that you have 3 different things planned for the same weekend especially since you are suppose to be doing the video for one of the events. Than all you can say is “oops.”

BTW please nobody take this serious I’m just poking fun at the totally awesome programmer Derek .